Downloads

Fart Machine - Here's a completely useless freeware program that offers rude noises "for your listening pleasure." Install the Fart Machine, open the program from your start menu, and simply double click on the rude sound that you want to hear. (327 kilobytes) (For Windows 95/98).

Bar Eyes - Put a pair of animated eyes on your Windows 95 tray. These eyes follow your cursor around; wink and even sleep. Not the most useful program around but a lot of fun.

Black Screen - This free program will cause your victims' screen to go black or capture the desktop & display a bitmap image. The victim of your prank will then be unable to close the screen without a password. Black Screen can be used as a joke gag or for security purposes. (For Windows 95/98)

Fake Format - Drive your friends(?) insane with this cruel prank program. Fake Format is a free "utility" that when executed, gives the appearance that your hard drive is being formated. Your victim will be unable to stop or close this clever, realistic program. It even creates hard drive noise while it is "formatting." (For Windows 95/98).

Finger - Launch this free prank program on your unsuspecting victim and watch their reaction when the Windows cursor changes to a rude gesture that involves the middle finger! By default, this program will switch the standard cursor to a finger every five seconds, but you can configure how often the cursor will change. (For Windows 98/95). 142 kilobytes.

Fake Delete - This exceedingly cruel, free prank program simulates the deletion of all files and folders in your victim's Window directory. Looks very real, and even experienced users will be unable to detect or stop it. You can select the directory to be "deleted." This new version even features the added realism of hard drive noise! (For Windows 95/98).

Open/Close CD - Mystify your computer friends with this free program, which inexplicably opens the CD drive. You can change a shortcut on a commonly used application to point to this gag program, sit back, and let the fun begin as they try to figure out what the heck's going on! (For Windows 95/98).

Winamp - Winamp is a wav/mp3 player.

Desk Rat - A cool little cartoon on your desktop!

Chump - Another little cartoon on your desktop.